Look at you!
Aren’t you just an out right fool?
Putting all that crap in your baby’s head
Yeah, she’s your child, but
She’ll be a woman one day.

Quit putting that fake hair
Don’t be shock
I see that weave, ponytail, and extension in her head.

Keep on doing it and she’ll need more than Doo Goo and Super Growth grease.

I didn’t know that they did hair plugs for children
You remember that commerical from years ago
I am not only the President,
I am also a client
Then he pulls out the picture of his once bald head
I guess she is destined for a wig, covering over her bald head.

If you don’t want to comb her flowing tresses
Take her over to the beauty shop
Tell them to wash, blow, grease, and the braid it
Using only her natural hair
And then send you on your merry way.

Now if you want it straight
Don’t get all bent out of shape
Get some Dax or Dixie Peach grease
Heat that comb on that old fashion stove
And make it straight
Now watch that ear, because the skin really does singe.

You can put the perm, that will burn
But not the glued in, sewed in rows and rows of tracks
Keep it natural and leave it at that.